What’s up with people nowadays? Don’t they need to work and do more constructive to contrirbute to the society other than being a cynic and a sour grape?
That above-mentioned statement was directed to those that like to give their utmost straight-forward remarks to another person without due concern. Worst part, they don’t even know each other!
I know that I don’t really have a kick-ass hairstyle as compared to the jap homies or those wax/gel/clay/mud-smearing hobos. Or a porcelain complexion that can rival a brand new car’s bonnet. But that’s what makes me unique. One look at my pimples or my old-school hairstyle, coupled with my trademark height makes me stand out from the crowd!
I’ve been getting so many comments on me being a “chao lao”(old looking face but still young in actual age) that it’s basically pushing beyond my threshold. I swear to all gods that the next time I hear such a remark in my face again I’m gonna flay that person and make a wallet out of it.
Chao lao is a disease meh? Everybody gets old eventually and i happened to show early signs of aging. ya ya. You guys look so young, even though you may be older than me. What’s the big deal? You and I gonna get CPF after a few more decades. Being chao lao cannot enjoy life meh? I’m unlike u guys, not sleeping in the wee hours of the morning just to comment that I’m not as youthful-looking as you.
You bloody fucktards. You guys merely enjoy the mere 3 seconds of ego-gratification eh? You feel good after passing off snide remarks of others you have absolutely no idea just to impress someone? Well, good for you, oxygen-waster. You’ve just enrolled yourselves into the school of karma!
More crude remarks in the middle of the night, more futile attempts to flirt with an attached lady. I will always pray you have youthful looks even when you reach 50. Because in the school of karma, every student will receive their due sooner or later.
Prolly you won’t have the chance to get married. As all the women will flee in terror that there’s actually a real-life highlander in SG. Women are so put off in getting a men who don’t age. It’s better off getting a tamagotchi. At least they an reset when the character sucks.
Or if you guys DO get married, your offsprings will be freaks like benjamin button. That’s a godly smite from the karma-gy. You will be a freak, your sons/daughters will be freaks and your wife will freak out for the rest of her life just to FIT INTO THE FAMILY. Even your house gives out the freakish aura.
So here’s a word of advice, carry on giving on snide/crude/sarcastic/racist remarks. The more you do that, the more points you will scored in the karma-xaminations. Get the top ranks and for sure you’ll get your rewards sooner than you can imagine.
I won’t give you guys any constructive advices, it’s just not worth it to let you guys know about it.T-rex-like-brain of yours are too small to retain any informations. All you do is shit,eat,sleep,criticize.
I don’t know even if you can comprehend what I’m writing at all. Prolly if you were to read this and go smirking around, saying “wow, this guy is funny.but what is karma?”
Douches.
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