Just when i thought i have a target to aim, I kena-ed stunt again.
In fact, i’ve realised that whenever i find that someone comes along and i feel good about it, god sure has its ways to screw things up.
It’s either she’s an ex-girlfriend of my friend or she’s just had a bad relationship.
And goody ol’ max will be around to console them. To be their spiritual mentor on finer things in life. They cry on my shoulder, puke onto my van when they too drunk, curse and swear on their past endeavors. I will always be there to listen and to provide compliant and politically correct answers to them.
When i meet some long time friends of mine and start asking about my love life, 70% of them gave me the same look and remarks:
70% Friends: “Wah lau! So long liao still no gf ah?”
30% Friends: “Expected. Ball-less.”
It’s not that i don’t dare to find one. er… actually i have abit of hum-chee-ness,lah! I just can’t find one whom when i see her my legs will go knocking like an alarm clock bell. I still believe in love at first sight. Not entirely those stuff where u see in the movies. Guy sees girl, camera zooms closer into the guys dazzled face and plays some dramatic music. I just want to meet someone whom i feel comfortable with.
I remembered whenever my friends sets up some blind dates, Max became a totally changed man. All the vulgarities went *poof*, no R-rated jokes and no big movements. Micky Max will just sit there and play by the ear. I don’t exactly feel comfortable at that moment. Everyone does impression management one way or another. But for Max’s case, it’s gone to the dogs.
And as i said, when i find someone that i actually feel i’m comfortable with, Oh almighty will come round and start re-arranging things. My buds and the tribal council members have been finding ways to help me with my inferior complex. It seems to me this illness will stick around for years to come. Not a major issue but i bet i won’t be getting alot of love for now.
That’s why i hate going to town. Especially cineleisure. Or those lovey dovey venues. The sight of two-by-twos just wanna make me go URGHHH!!!
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hey man..take it easy..it aint easy to handle lovey dovey sightings but take pride…u are a good man and i believe ur time will come when the blessed woman will coe zooming into ur life..remember the best things in life is worth the wait. =)
brudder brudder… want me to scan thru this new target for u? hahahahahahaha.
New target? Bo show! come come we help u screen.