Me!

Was rummaging through my albums and after much though i felt it’s time to let the world see how ugly i was/am through those bloody honest pictures. Photos can’t lie. I hate it.

Cars and fat-ass
That was me when i was ‘happily attached’ back in 2003. Fueled by the power of love, i was at an astounding 65kg. Fast car + max = Slow car.

Ass Poker
This was taken at Jason’s BBQ party back in 2004. Still happily attached, thus the michellin tyres. Look at the face. I’ve got this urge to grab this guy and twist is real hard. Macham he’s trying to say he’s got ricky martin’s butt. *puking*

Pig in shirt
This was taken during the prom night at 2005. Shirt and hobbits dun belong together.

Ah Beng
Ah~~~ This is a more decent one. Taken at taman jurong superbowl. I was sporting a rather long hair because i was waiting for my free haircut @ tekong. I absolutely LOVED my hair back then. So silky, so smooth~~~ But according to my friends, i looked like fuck.

Camo
This was me @ Tekong! Damn muscular can! wahahahaha…. nonetheless, happiness was shortlived.

wasabi attack
After going through BMT and craps from work/friends/health/girls/money. My face has turned into this state. I was actually smiling in this picture. Can see that? My face is now like that 24/7

God knows what will happen to me in another 2-5 years? Maybe i’ll grow taller? MAYBE. Or i might just turn out to be another sex-deprived uncle drinking cheapo beer at coffeeshop watching bikini-clad girls.

4 Comments

  1. my gawk. i looked so-not-fat back then. argh.

  2. sama sama la…what to do… the food around us is getting delicious day by day… down with MSG!

  3. we really needa exercise more! more sex. sex burns fats.

  4. Yeah. I need it more than u do! hahaha!


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